Kids on the Train

The Red Sox game tonight means that there are more kids than usual on the train.  What I'm hearing right now:

"Dad, why are our seats facing backward?"

"Can I stand up the whole ride?"

"I bet we're 59 miles from Boston."

"Why did she make that announcement?"

"This train is going way slow. You said it was going to go fast."

"Is this train going to be full of people?"

"What stop is that?"

"This is going way slow."

"Can I have Pepsi?"

"Those people are littering! They're LITTERING... THEY SHOULD NOT BE LITTERING!"

"Can trains go faster than a cheetah?"

"What's Speen Street?"

"Are you a policeman?  Do you work with K-9s?"

"Dad, you have more money than that, right?"

"Do you have your wallet in your pocket when you're sleeping?  Is it uncomfortable?"

"Are we in Woosta? Is this Woosta right here?"

And I've only been on the train 10 minutes.  Oh boy.  

1. Good and patient parents in the world 

2. Air conditioning

3. A good book